COPS: Culver City, Calafornia

Dispatch-"Car 44, this is control, we have a 11-54 black Mercedes in the Oak Hills Area."
Car 44-"chhhhht-44 en route, proceding with caution"

Car 44-"Four-Four here, we have a Black Mercedes with 3 males in the vehicle"

Marshawn-"See hur Phelps, dis iz whut we call a blunt, aint no cracker bong sheet hapeninz in hur"
Michael Phelps-"Man, this is so sweet, I can't believe I get to hang with you guys"


Michael Bumpus-"Damnnnnn, this shit is some good bud"
Marshawn-"Yeah mans, you beast moded this l son"
Phelps-"Hey uh guys, umm cops?"

Marshawn,Bumpus-"SHIT!"
Marshawn-"Phelps eat deez shrooms quick and hold dis gun"
Phelps-"Uh,uh okay guys..."
Phelps-"I'm freakin out mannnnn, I can't get busted again."
Bumpus-"Shut the fuck up Phelps."
Marshawn-"Man, why did we bring this cracker"
Officer-"Good evening fellas, ::sniff sniff::, you boys been smoking the marijuanna?"
Marshawn-"No officer, we were just returning from a lovely dinner at Applebees and Mr.Michael Phelps was just smoking an after dinner cigar."


Officer-"Well what is this boys?"
Phelps-"Sorry guys, I told you I couldn't get busted again."

Officer 1-"Hey Clive, I'm actually running a little low mind if I keep this stash?"
Officer 2-"Yeah, let's just make up a shady story about this whole thing and put the gun charge on em"







Marshawn-"Yo officers, can I put me hands up like diz in my mugshot"

We said the K-Gun needs reloading...

This whole situation is a bit odd, Marshawn was arrested almost a week ago and we are just getting word of it now? He was arrested in the Fox Hills area of Culver City, California which is out side of L.A., I'm not sure what he was doing in that area because a Google search of resturants in that area doesn't bring up an Applebees. The police report states that the gun belongs to Marshawn, so I'm assuming that it is a registered firearm in his name. Calafornia law states that transport of a gun in a vehicle is only allowed if the gun is unloaded and secured out of reach of the driver and passengers.

ESPN-Lynch's lawyer, M. Gerald Schwartzbach, said his client was not involved in a traffic incident. Schwartzbach said the player was in California to visit friends.

Marshawn's press statement-

Marshawn-"Mayne, i be innocents, i wuz at Applebees wit me n my bra bras, po' my own dranks n sheet cuz u knows how i do and dem five ohs came up sayins i wuz drivin stupid fast but yall knows i wuz just beast mode me whip. so i gets out an start ghost ridin dat biz n dey says i aints allowds to have me guns with the bang bangs in its. dis lil orange du wuz jus hatins on mes mans i tells ya, i wuz jus gettin hifey wit dat head lean you knows what im talkin bout. stay n skoo n dont do drugs ."